Xmas staff parties through the ages

2022: I had broken my left foot by leaping off my bed but I went to the staff party with crutches and demanded to be fed Shirley Temple’s. I left after an hour, though. Here’s the photo everyone took: (I’m wearing neon green)

2023: I chased the dishwasher around and tried to seduce him. I drove both the dishwashers home that night. 😂 

2024: I didn’t go cuz it was at Dooley’s/didn’t feel like it.

2025: I’ll dress to the nines and have so much fun this year. I’ll stay the entire time. I’ll be in the photo we take collectively. I’ll take my own photos. I’ll eat, drink Shirley Temple’s and be merry. 🎄

I’m bringing all my cameras! Let’s go!